Muslims Riot to Prove Islam is a Religion of Peace

Upset by recent remarks Pope Benedict recently made about 14th century Islam, Muslims around the world have planned organized stampedes around the world to show that Islam is a religion of tolerance for all ideas. "God willing, we will show these heathens what God is about - loving our neighbors and expressing gratitude for any ideas they espouse," said university student Falikh al-Sharat in Paris, France. "It is time the wrath of God comes down amongst our enemies so they can understand that they should not fear us but show respect to us and Mohammad, just as we respect them. Allah Akhbar!"

Many Muslims have organized in key cities, such as Paris, London, New York, Moscow and Jakarta, and using armed weapons and molotov cocktails expressed outrage that some non-Muslims find their religion oppressive and violent. "We want to explain that free speech is something all Muslims agree is very important. We want everyone to be able to live without fear of oppression and know that their speech will be heard, understood, and taken into consideration by all. That is why this newspaper that prints vile filth about the Koran must be destroyed!"